Eliana Reine Varner

Eliana Reine Varner

Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Wedding Nightmare #2

Last night I had a crazy dream about my wedding day... from what I remember, nothing went right.

-Our pastor was not able to make it because he had a wedding earlier in the day and it ran late. So, we had some guy that barely spoke English that we never met before.
-Our ceremony site was being used as some one else's reception site after us- so it was decorated with their bright red and green colors. (Our colors are eggplant and orange)
-My photographer was late. Didn't get any pictures before hand.
-Our videographers didn't show up.
-My mom's seat got taken so she had to sit in the back.
-Jeff saw me before the ceremony and didn't even comment on how I looked.
-The groomsmen were supposed to wear tan suits with orange ties. Instead they wore orange suits, orange vests, and orange ties.
-My Maid of Honor didn't show up. Two of my bridesmaids got lost on the way- one finally showed up but was wearing a blue skirt and top. They replaced one of my missing bridesmaids with some random stranger.
-There was another wedding going on right behind our ceremony that had a microphone/sound system and they started their ceremony about 10 seconds before us. So, everything our pastor said was not loud and it was an echo of the other ceremony.
-When the pastor said, "we are gathered here today to marry..." he said my first name with Jeff's last name, and Jeff's first name with my last name. What a mess.

I was happy to wake up from this one.

1 comment:

  1. Uggggh I had one of these last week! Don't remember much about it, but I think yours was worse.